a blonde, some boobs, and a mercedes

so, i meet some girlfriends out last night right after work for a short happy hour, just to catch up on things. one gal, i hadn't seen/talked to since the mardi gras celebration. she showed up about an hour after we had been there, sat down, and ordered a drink. she was wearing a tank top under a cute, trendy tweed jacket -- and her boobs looked GIGANTIC. i've known her for about 5 years, and after knowing someone that long... i just know how she is built. i tried to listen to what she was talking about, but all i heard was "blah blah blah" and all i was thinking was "good lord, her boobs look huge. good bra, or boob job?" i then wondered if that's how guys feel. :) anyway, she took a breath, and i said, " anne, your boobs look HUGE." she looked at me, smiled really big, and said "thank you for noticing! they are new." so, come to find out.... she's been dating an older man....lawyer....divorced.... filthy stinking rich, and he bought them for her for "valentine's day." romantic, eh? so, of course the story goes on and she mentioned that they got in a fight a few weeks ago. he called the next day and asked her to come over... that he had a present for her. she gave in, came over, and found a shiny BRAND NEW silver mercedes sitting in the driveway.

because they got in an argument.

are you EFFING KIDDING ME?!!?!