drunkeisha
ok, so everyone talks about how drunk posts are the best, so i'm attempting one tonight. i am not spell checking, so if tghere are any misspellings, i am so not correcting them. :) here's t hoping you are able to read what i acgfually mean. :)
my wife came home latoe on saturday, and i can't belkieve that i made it without her. i mean, i can ..... but i am so much bertter with here. she came in at like midmight yestersday, and i have basi ally been with my family all day. well, unitl like 5pm - then i've been with her. thereare some great stories form the cruise, and i am SO JEALOUS and want to go next tiome i'm with her. right now,we're about 5 glasses of shiraz into the evening - watching "i want a famous face" on MTV and it's some DUDE who wants to look lik JLO. HhhHhHhHhAAAAAaa. YUk. no boy looks like JLO, period.
i told me wifge she needs to gues t post, so here she is::::
Alloooo everybody.....so here i am - she told me no backspacing so...geez...okay, ill try. Whats worse for me is that i am so NOT computer savvy as my dahling wife....eek.
Okay, i dont know what my girl told you about my cruise. but, i agreed to go with theis boy that we bothh have knwon For EVA....not like themovie...but eh...anyway. Its interesting to me that you can completely fall ion love with a family nd completely HATE the boy you went with...IHAYTE HIM> but i had SOOO freaking much fun. I hung out with the CREW...big good fun. I made out withy a boy in the bathroom for GAWD sake...heee hee hee...never done that before. but oh my gosh.. i am a gron woman ",makin ouyt" wih some guy that i think his name is pronounced vain gard - not truly sure...but whatever hes hot and i at least had a little fun....the doush bag i went with can swim back to the coast and drown for all icare...waht a tool...thankx for the trip!!!! I thought the entire time about how much fun i would be having if my wife was there...we must cruise together soon. Y'all, please if you get a chance to go on a trip...take it...regardless. I had fun despite the fact that i was with gomer pile. I love cruisin!!! I cant tell you how much. I was sick (barf sick) for a bit but still it was TREEE MEN DOUS - good lord ,, to get away from life for a little while and realixe how the rich people live is juxt -in a word - stupid...i cant believe it. Wife says i have to watch american idol now - gotta go...but honestly if you have a chance - bring a condom and DO IT with a person from South Africa...they are all b-u-tifull and the accent is TO DIE for..she says i must go...love to all.."the wife"
my wife came home latoe on saturday, and i can't belkieve that i made it without her. i mean, i can ..... but i am so much bertter with here. she came in at like midmight yestersday, and i have basi ally been with my family all day. well, unitl like 5pm - then i've been with her. thereare some great stories form the cruise, and i am SO JEALOUS and want to go next tiome i'm with her. right now,we're about 5 glasses of shiraz into the evening - watching "i want a famous face" on MTV and it's some DUDE who wants to look lik JLO. HhhHhHhHhAAAAAaa. YUk. no boy looks like JLO, period.
i told me wifge she needs to gues t post, so here she is::::
Alloooo everybody.....so here i am - she told me no backspacing so...geez...okay, ill try. Whats worse for me is that i am so NOT computer savvy as my dahling wife....eek.
Okay, i dont know what my girl told you about my cruise. but, i agreed to go with theis boy that we bothh have knwon For EVA....not like themovie...but eh...anyway. Its interesting to me that you can completely fall ion love with a family nd completely HATE the boy you went with...IHAYTE HIM> but i had SOOO freaking much fun. I hung out with the CREW...big good fun. I made out withy a boy in the bathroom for GAWD sake...heee hee hee...never done that before. but oh my gosh.. i am a gron woman ",makin ouyt" wih some guy that i think his name is pronounced vain gard - not truly sure...but whatever hes hot and i at least had a little fun....the doush bag i went with can swim back to the coast and drown for all icare...waht a tool...thankx for the trip!!!! I thought the entire time about how much fun i would be having if my wife was there...we must cruise together soon. Y'all, please if you get a chance to go on a trip...take it...regardless. I had fun despite the fact that i was with gomer pile. I love cruisin!!! I cant tell you how much. I was sick (barf sick) for a bit but still it was TREEE MEN DOUS - good lord ,, to get away from life for a little while and realixe how the rich people live is juxt -in a word - stupid...i cant believe it. Wife says i have to watch american idol now - gotta go...but honestly if you have a chance - bring a condom and DO IT with a person from South Africa...they are all b-u-tifull and the accent is TO DIE for..she says i must go...love to all.."the wife"
posted by red at
10:22 PM
