tu hablo espanol?

last night we met up with a bunch of girlie friends to celebrate a belated birthday. we would've had planned it ON her birthday, however, she decided that for her birthday present - she was going to buy some new boobs. (brando, there's the occasional boob reference for ya!) anyway, fun was had and it was time for the mommies and wives to go home. NOT time to go home for the single ladies. that includes MOI. we headed on down the street to a "cooler" hangout and parked our behinds around a high-top table. there were only 3 of us - a brunette. a blonde. and a redhead. in a sports bar. oh, that is so money. gentleman, pick your flavor. at the table next to us, were 3 guys. one was way too-short but cute. one was tall, average looking, and seemed to be the quiet type. the other was an all-around hottie. after we had sat there for a while, hotpants turned around and said something to us. i have no idea what was said, i just knew that he was NOT from here. holy mother of Jesus, i am a sucker for acccents, so we invited them over. turns out they're from Macedonia or something and had very thick accents. throughout the evening, they would teach me phrases and i would repeat them as best as i could. the only thing i remember today is "dah." yes. i had that one down. .later in the evening, hotpants was looking around like he needed something. so me, being the observant one, said, "Que quieres?" my wife looked at me and said, "dude. they don't speak spanish." i thought everyone spoke spanish?? maybe i've just lived close to mexico for too long......