boo!

i tried desperately to post tuesday night from home, and blogger wasn't working. ugh. go figure. then, yesterday morning i was all prepared to post... and it wasn't working again. see, it's much better for me to post first thing in the morning, or late in the evening.... and blogger was just not satisfying me. hmmm... sounds like a lot of men i've known. heh. so, it's thursday already.... tomorrow is dress up day, and i have NO IDEA what i'm going to be. work outfit must be a bit demure, which means a bit boring. i think i was a flapper in 2001. i was cleopatra in 2002, and olive oyl last year. so, tonight is a trip to a costume shop to see if i can find something in the left over, picked through selection. if only i were as creative as ninsi... then i could just MAKE something really cool. let's see.... the weekend..... i was in OKC on friday night with the wife. we went out to a new club our friend from tulsa opened. those of you familiar with OKC, it's where 54 used to be... now called "the skyy bar." whatever. looks like 54 with some new decor. halo was teasing and tantalizing me about coming out... but alas, it didn't happen. saturday night, i saw the broadway production of Chicago! loved it. and sunday was the virgin's wedding reception. the arrived in a horse and carriage to the reception site. (they had gotten married 2 hours earlier at the chapel down the street.) here's a picture of her cake. they are flowers, not tomatoes. sorry, TIMMY! here's a pic taken of us on the dance floor - one of her last moments being a virgin. i think they will live happily ever after. if he's bad in bed... she won't know the difference. HA. chompy and hacky were giving me advice yesterday about men. they have both been married over 30 years, so they must've done something right. i will share their words of wisdom: chompy: "honey, don't marry for looks. that's what i did. they all get older, fatter, and balder. marry someone who's good in bed.... it's hard to stay satisfied when your pony only knows one trick." hacky: *through laughter and coughing* "child, do NOT marry someone for looks OR for their bedroom ability. that's what i did, and now i'm stuck with a good-fo-nothing loser who i don't even like... and he CAN'T EVEN GET IT UP ANYMORE!" ahhhh, good times. everyone is always trying to get me married off around here. i guess that's one of the downfalls of living in oklahoma. 26 - single - no kids. *GASP* i'll find him, and when i do... number one, he'll be my best friend. that's something that will withstand the inevitable..... time. of course, when i find him... he'll probably live far far away and it will not be easy for us to get together. hehehe.... that's just my luck. happy thursday!

"oh THERE you are, peter"

i am not dead, but i am buried.

at work.

omg, i haven't been this busy in Lord knows how long. yes i do.... it was this time last year. ugh. october through december is why they even pay me to work here. the rest of the year, i can pretty much slack off and it doesn't do any harm.

quick update:

worked friday night. saturday, had day of fun with my girlfriend. we saw "shall we dance" and saw it for FREE because i used movie ticket coupons that i got for my birthday from a fabulously thoughtful person. LOVED IT. it is a great flick.... especially if you've ever danced. we went shopping for some new duds, and then got ready for the night out. dinner was awesome -- got to see a lot of people i haven't seen in a while .... and i didn't have to pay for a single thing! WOOT! we went out afterwards and had mucho fun. went dancing, and ran into an army of latin men. anyone who knows me, knows i can't resist a man with an accent. i spoke spanish most of the night, and was surprised at how much came back to me. i was ramblin like i was from venezuela! sunday was spent recovering.... and then i've just been working. not very exciting, i know. i have stayed late every night this week and that will probably be the story of my life for the next couple of months. BUT, i will do a much better job with the ol' blog.

i have some pics, but will have to download and post them later. also, i will be gone tomorrow to a work retreat with my wife, so i will not be posting. we are going out that evening, so i should have pictures and all that jazz. speaking of all that jazz...... i am going to see the broadway production of Chicago! saturday night. should be fun!! have a great weekend...

happy friday!

so, last night i went to a wedding shower for a good friend of mine. i procrastinate about EVERYTHING, so i had to use my lunch hour to go buy her a gift. do you know how hard it is to shop at a sex store for a virgin? you heard me right. a virgin. and she's 27. i mean, yay for her for not being a slut like the rest of us.... but i mean, wow. don't you think that's a little crazy? and no, she's not grotesque or anything - she's a doll. see?

i settled on a tame lil' number. black, strech lace cami and pretty panties to match. a couple of lotions, and threw in some flavored gels, and candy c-rings. you would've thought the girl had just watched some hard core porn the way she looked at these "things" as she referred to them. LOL. it was great entertainment watching her open the cutsie gifts everyone else bought her, and then getting to mine. heh.

today is friday, and that means jeans day for me. hooray! i am finally getting to sport my new boots, although you can't really check them out since i'm wearing jeans. ladies, for your viewing pleasure - i have rolled up my jeans and snapped a picture of these beauties. yowsas!

tonight, i work.... and tomorrow the celebration of my birthday is official. w00t! i will have stories and pics to share. have a great weekend!

the day after

well, it has come and gone. i won't be able to celebrate the existance of me for another year.

wait.

i am having a birthday party saturday. THE FUN LIVES ON!

yesterday was a pretty good day. all of my friends either called, or sent an email. some dropped by. some even SANG to me! i got a bouquet of my FAVORITE flowers in the whole world - Gerber Daisies - sent to me at work from someone i absolutely adore. how many girls out there love getting flowers?!? hello! i totally think they're a waste of money, but i would by lying straight to your face (er...your computer...) if i told you i didn't like receiving them. i stayed late last night, and i got a late delivery from george. you guys remember him -- first love, now has some gal preggo - yeah. he is religious about sending flowers on my birthday whether we're together or not. always red roses -one for every year of my life, and one white rose that i'm sure means something, but i have no idea what. nice gesture, but not as special as someone finding out what my favorites are and sending those. before 5:15. :-) so leaving yesterday, i totally looked like it was my birthday or something of that nature. carrying flowers, balloons, cards, and a carrot cake from Merrit's Bakery. mmmmmmmmmm.

in the midst of trying to carry all my stuff out at once, i left my cell phone sitting on my desk. O. MY. GOOOODNESS. i thought i was going to have a heart attack. i was outside of our office, waiting on the elevator, when i realized i was without my phone. the doors had shut and locked, and since i NEVER stay past 7 - i have no idea what the access code is. there i stood.... waiting on the slowest elevators in the world, arms full of goodies, almost paralyzed because i knew i would have to spend the rest of my BIRTHDAY evening without my phone. *sad music in background*

(so kal'el, THIS is why you got no return phone call. thank you for your persistance. i love you and will call you this evening.)

i got to work this morning and had texts and VM messages to retrieve and a little piece of my happy day yesterday lived on. hooray for the cell phone!

anyway, i didn't tie one on or anything last night. went to dinner with some friends, went home, talked with my sister for a while, and hit the sack. birthday celebration resumes this saturday evening.... there will be pictures to share. oh boy!

happy birthday to me!

happy birthday to me!!
YAY. this is my third favorite day of the year.... right after 4th of July, and Christmas. i have already been flooded with phone calls, text messages, and emails..... and it's not even 9am yet. WOO HOOO! i guess everyone that knows me, knows it is a big deal to me.... i can't help it. i come by in naturally..... mom starts reminding people about her birthday at least a week in advance. :)

anyway, enough about that. i was reading a magazine last night before bed and found out that my friend nicole kidman is afraid of butterflies. WTF?

have i mentioned it's my birthday?

my mom and dad are coming to eat lunch with me today - awe. we celebrated monday night, but today is still my birthday. i'm thinking i wish i would've taken bunny's advice and posted a link to things i want from amazon. lol. hrmmm.... maybe i should do that. late birthday presents are always accepted with a smile.....

per knats' request....

singles bar

this is how to pick up girls at the beach

ABC'S ... for adults

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A guy boards a train bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him has a deeply bruised, black eye. "Heck, what a coincidence! We both have black eyes! Mind if I ask how you got yours?"

"Well," explains the man, "I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with beautiful breasts was behind the counter. When I asked to purchase a ticket to Pittsburgh, I accidentally blurted out 'I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh' and so she sucker-punched me!" The man continues, "What's your story?"

The other guy explains, "I was at the breakfast table and I meant to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties,' but I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you stupid bitch.'"

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A man is driving late one Saturday night when a cop pulls him over. The policeman walked up to the man and asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"

"Why? Was I weaving?"

"No," replies the policeman, "you were driving fine. It's the ugly chick in the passenger seat that gave you away."
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wet

happy monday.

it's raining. again. since when did oklahoma become more like seattle? ugh. it's seriously been raining since thursday. i've had enough!

so, this weekend was rather uneventful. worked friday night, and then went to a hole-in-the-wall bar for a cocktail or four. :) some guy was sitting next to us wearing a Texas hat..... poor bastard. he might as well had just hung himself. GO SOONERS! saturday, i got someone to cover my shift, and my girlfriend and i had lunch and went to a movie. we saw ladder 49 -- if you haven't seen it -- go. it is one of the best movies i've seen in a really long time. i bawled like a friggin baby. i mean, SOBBED. i'm such a sissy. sunday, i went to church as always. the sermon was on forgiveness. impeccable timing, since i'd like to strangle a few people. ok, really just one. but anyway - did my volunteer work with the teens that afternoon, and played hookey from church that night. my sister's birthday is today, and i had to get everything prepared for her. i also switched the clothes in my closet. fall/winter is quickly approaching.... so here come the boots, wool pants, and sweaters! right now, i'd probably be fine with a rain poncho. i also went shopping. bought some things for sister, some things for me. ok, ONE thing for sister.... MANY things for me. fabulous boots, a few skirts, shirts, and some smell good. i heart shopping. i don't do it very often, so when i splurge, i feel like i've committed a sin. but hey -- sin is usually fun, isn't it? :-)

my birthday is wednesday. i will be 26. i know this is not old by any means, but i'm having a hard time with it. i don't cry about it or anything, but geeze.... i just never thought i'd be 26. especially 26 with NO IDEA of what my future holds for me.

and that's about all i got right now. maybe more later.

friday - w00t!

hello, and happy friday!

so, as i have mentioned before, i park about 2 blocks away from my work building. yesterday, i walk outside and find it POURING down rain. red = doesn't watch the weather report and didn't know God was planning on flooding the downtown area = no umbrella. not really much i can do, so i roll my pants up to try to avoid too much wetness. yeah, there was no avoiding it. the first intersection had standing water about 8 inches deep. nice. by the time i got to my car, i looked like this. i also left my windows cracked about a half inch as i always do, and the entire inside of my car looked like this. ugh. rain, rain go away.

dinner with my girlfriend was fun - we caught up on a lot of things, and laughed a lot. always fun. when i got home, there was a minivan in the driveway that i didn't recognize. my cousin, jaquetta was over with her 2.5 kids. (jaquetta is not her real name - but we've called her that since high school.) anyway, her kids are adorable, and love them some Red. haylee is in kindergarden, and is learning to write fairly decent. here is a picture she drew for me. lol. i love kids' artwork.
they left, after much playing, and many hugs and kisses. i heart kids. especially ones that leave at the end of the night. :)


have a great weekend!

stuff

hola! i had the best date last night with my girlfriend! we met for sapporo's and sushi at a fabulous little restaurant over looking south tulsa. the weather was so nice, we sat outside! we also went to the mall and hit the MAC counter. i spent $90 on new product..... it was SO FUN! i won't bore the rest of you, but bunny -- i'll email you with details! i also picked up my new glasses yesterday, and i feel 100% better now that i can see again. i look so smart - see? lol. i broke my other specs almost a year ago, and have procrastinated about getting new ones. i don't like to wear glasses, but i'm too lazy to put contacts in every day... plus, my eyes aren't bad enough to really have to mess with it. anyway -blah blah blah.... my sister's husband called from iraq again last night. he has been calling more than we ever expected, so this is a goood thing for my sis. she's handling everything pretty well - i'm so proud of her. i don't know what i'd do if my love got taken away from me for any extended amount of time. boo hoo. it breaks my heart just thinking about it. i'm having dinner with my best friend in the whole world tonight, and i'm SO excited about it! she is in her last semester of college - interning with k-5 kids - i'm sure there will be fun stories to tell. she reads the blog, and is freaked out about internet anything.... but i'll try to talk her into letting me post a picture. she is a beautiful creature, and will make for some good eye candy. lol. (hi podie!) i'm listening to the kelly clarkson CD right now... haven't in a while. this girl can really blow, man. argh, i need to go on AI. she is still my favorite AI contestant ever.... who's yours?

connections

still so busy at work, but i need a small break this morning. i've only been here for an hour, but i feel like i've been working for 12! currently, Chompy is ranting and raving about something i don't know or care about.... i've learned with her to just say "uh-huh" from the other side of the room every now and again, and she's perfectly fine with that. i have never known someone until now to talk ALL DAY about nothing.

i am playing hookey from church tonight, and spending the evening with a girlfriend of mine. we are going to run errands, eat dinner, and even catch a movie. yes, i have a date. HAHA. we used to live together, (until i moved out so as not to avoid another lease signing because i was planning on living with boy in one of the houses we were looking at together... but i'm not bitter....really....) and people referred to the other one as "your wife." we commuted to work together, we picked each other up from the airports, on free evenings we were with each other even though we lived together, etc. etc. i miss that. people always warn you about living with a friend -- that it will ruin your friendship, but alas -- we're still very close. YAY. don't get me wrong, we had our moments. a few of them. but the animosity never lasted more than a few days. usually it was because a boy entered the picture. hehe. anyway, you know those friends you just love no matter what? she is one of those. the day i met her, we just connected and have been friends ever since!

speaking of connecting with someone..... don't you think that's weird? that every now and again, you come across someone that just feels like "home." conversation is effortless and it feels like you've known them your entire life. you finish each others sentences. you know the other's train of thought. it's like you were friends or lovers in another lifetime. this has happened to me very few times in my life, and it's happened once again very recently .... and people -- to me, this a piece of the good stuff in this thing we call life.

happy wednesday!

lame

i am swamped this morning..... hence the lame-o post. more later....



You are the color pink. As a beautiful and sweet
human, you are everybody's favorite person.
Healthy and energetic, you're often seen
spreading the happines. As an unusually
charming and sweet person, you're always ready
to comfort people who are down. You sympathize
with everyone, but not always yourself. Aside
from that, you are light-hearted and cheery.
And you make it your duty to make every cloud
have


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red-er

it's still red - just a few shades darker.

do you hear what i hear?

hello, and happy monday.

ugh. i hate mondays, just like everyone else in the world. business is picking up here, and i've already got piles on my desk. yippee. hacky isn't here yet, which should be no surprise as it's monday, and she's late EVERY MONDAY.

ok, anyway - the weekend ...... worked friday night, came home. worked saturday afternoon - went to the fair and ate A LOT of fair food. this probably explains why i didn't feel too hot on sunday. umm, i dyed my hair on saturday, too. it's still red - just much darker. pictures will be up shortly, but knats- they MAY be head shots. sunday was filled with church, teenagers i volunteer with, and more church. lunch with ninsi got postponed, boo-hoo. i did, however, get a call from her. isn't it fun to get to know someone and then hear their voice and/or see them? i always get this picture in my head of what someone looks like before i meet them. i have no idea why we do this, because generally i'm WAY off. i have seen pics of most of you, thanks to the camportal that zero hosts, but i haven't spoken to any of you in real life. ninsi's voice was exactly what i had imagined. YAY for me. the only thing that threw me off was finding out last week that she was only 5'3 -- i was relieved to know she didn't have a little, high, i'm so cute and petite kind of voice. hehe.

ok, enough rambling for now. i will try to post pics of the new and improved red mane this afternoon....

pervs

i'm not writing a friday fantasy, and i'm not showing you naked pictures of my breasts....

but to satisfy your desires (as small as they may be) to see the rest of me - other than my "continuous stream of head shots"....... here are a few pictures. hope they will suffice. if you're really that interested, email me and i might send you some others that i didn't really feel like posting on the internet for the world to see. :)

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OCTOBER

i have been challenged by a new reader as to what i'm going to write today. charles, sorry to disappoint -- but i leave the fantasy friday posts/boob pictures to the boredhousewife. she does this better than i could at any given moment. TIMMY! wanted some pictures and a post about drunk chicks making out at the fair, but i didn't see any. thank goodness. the people that come to the fair in tulsa are just really a different breed. at one point, my sister and i sat down to eat our feast of cheese-on-a-stick and funnel cakes. i think this was my favorite part of the night because i got to people watch. i saw all shapes, sizes, and colors..... some with teeth, some without........some who had showered in the last week, and some who had not...... good times. i committed a sin and left my camera out in the car, so i have no pictures to share. but any of you who have ever gone to a state fair know the type.... need i say more? the only picture i did get, is this one. this is mainly for TIMMY! because he has a thing for chicks in ball caps. i also have a picture that was SUPPOSED to be taken of my sister and i, and the douche bag who took the picture took a picture of our boobs. yeah, nice. *sigh* men. today is October 1st, and this just happens to be my favorite month of the year. wonderful fall weather, it's my BIRTHDAY, it's halloween, and everyone starts getting ready for christmas. w00t!! i think i'll celebrate by having a few cocktails this evening..... HAPPY FRIDAY!